kids say the funniest things

from my four-year old cousin:

A is for Apple
B is for Bird
C is for Scissors

kulot talaga ako!

i need to have my hair fixed badly! kumukulot na yung isang part ng hair ko! and makapal na yung texture ng hair ko! waaaaaaaaaaaahh! na-O-OC ako! but no! i have to wait till december because its cheaper to have my hair fixed in Davao. hehe. for now, i just have to remind myself na kulot naman talaga ako. haha :)

san daw?????

quotable quote from Puso: But then again, 8AM ang call time ko bukas sa Sta. Mesa Dam.

san daw??????????

LOL. La Mesa Dam po yun.

eh?

Dreamboy was here last week, during the day that our internet connection was fucked up. so when it back up, i was so happy i said: "Yay! May internet connection na!"

Dreamboy, with his charming face and over-lambing voice: "Can I check my email? The last time I checked was last month."

so i gladly left the pc where i was playing Solitaire (Walang magawa obviously!). but I opened a browser window for him before totally leaving. the browser's homepage is set on Yahoo. (It's not my computer!)

i saw him reading his emails and he checked his air miles in the Philippine Airlines website.

after he left, i closed the browser windows one by one since he didn't close any of them. and then i saw this browser window with Yahoo search results with the search query: google.com

O M G!!!!!!!!

Dreamboy searched google.com on the Yahoo search engine. couldn't he just type it in the address bar, just like he did with the Philippine Airlines website??????

waaaaaaah! waaaaaaah! waaaaaaah! the internet citizen in me freaking out.

poker

at the party i went to last weekend, majority of the people were

(1) playing poker
(2) playing poker in their mobile phones
(3) talking about poker

i didn't know poker is the "in" thing right know. wow. i'm so outdated.

my wednesdays are still free

how did it come to this????

mondays - 10AM - 12noon - DTI churva
tuesdays - 2PM - 4PM - team meeting
thursdays - 9:30AM - 12noon - mobile operations meeting
fridays - 2PM - 4PM - production meeting

where the hell am i supposed to squeeze in actual work? all on wednesday????

trangkaso galore

i called in sick in yesterday because i have cough with phlegm and a terrible headache. when i arrived in the office today (oo na, workaholic ako!), i learned that my boss is also sick but came in the afternoon because we have our weekly team meeting. my other teammate arrived a little after our boss and he said "may paracetamol na ako!". another trangkaso victim. 3 out of 5 in our team. yeah yeah yeah. spread the virus.

creative drought

the new "segment show" is entitled "What's The Word? That's The Word". can't it get more creative than that?

oh, the bayongs!

my balikbayan friends went to watch Wowowee middle of last week. while waiting for them to be called inside the studio, we hang out outside Studio 3. when one of them saw the bayongs used in one of the segments, he gushed: Oh, the bayongs! and he couldn't help himself to have his pic taken with the bayongs. sheesh. how embarrassing.

mahjong

i learned to play mahjong this week. hek hek hek :) its no so hard and complicated as i thought it was.

fooled

Krung Krung's constant companion texted me the other day that she and Krung Krung will be in the office later that day to load songs in Krung's ipod. around 7pm, i texted Krung Krung's constant companion to text me when they're on their way already. then suddenly my phone rang and i answered it.

Bratty: Hello Ati!
Krung Krung's constant companion: Hello Si Sandara 'to. Gusto mo ba ako maging textmate?

my brain said, ah ringback to.

so i waited for Krung Krung's constant companion to pick up the call.













wait, wait, wait. we don't have a ringback like this. i should know.

Bratty: Hello?

then i heard a "hihihihihi" on the other end of the line. it was Krung Krung herself, pulling a prank on me.