Nigel as English teacher

Nigel was touching all the donuts. So his yaya said, "Nigel, stop touching them."

Me: Hey, stop touching them. You eat na.
Nigel: Its not them. They are not even people!

Aye, aye, Sir Nigel! Yes, he was sort of mad when he replied.

I was so surprised with his witty reply so I said, "Wow! That was such a smart reply Nige!"

And to which he replied, "Yeah, I'm really smart."

That sent me and his yaya laughing :)